Tom
Yes
I am recording session two
Fine
Did you enjoy the refreshments
Yes
The tea
I like perfumed tea
Arthur
Miss Robinson
Do you like women
Yes very much
But you have been rude about my appearance
I was only telling you the truth
That has hurt me do you not feel ashamed
No
You may not find me attractive but have you any other thoughts
You are obviously a very clever woman
What makes you say that
My larynx
You are avoiding the question
Because
Do you admire women
Yes
What are your thoughts on gay women
I do not have a problem with gay women
But you have a problem with gay men
Why is that
Because they are not real men
What is a real man
The men that you masturbate over when you are bathing
That is an aggressive answer Jude
Why do you exhibit aggression when a question irritates you
It is not aggression Miss Robinson
If I had been size twelve and beautiful would I have received the same answer
That is an abstract question
Do you think women are different from men
Yes in many ways
Are they superior to men
In many ways
Physically no
That is why men are dominant
Women do not start wars
Going back I read that you have said that you consider than most women are bisexual
That is true
Explain
Men and women are very different
Terry
Yes
I would like short answers to these questions
Go ahead
Favourite colour
Purple
Are you racist
Racist is just a tag
Do you think that some races are superior to others
Yes
Do you think that dark skinned races are inferior to the pale skinned races
Yes
Why
That is quite obvious
Do you find negroid women beautiful
On the whole no
Do you find negroid men handsome
In some cases yes
Noble Savages
Are you transphobic
If you mean do I find men who identify as women offensive then yes I do
They are obviously mentally ill
Do you consider homosexual men suffer from mental illness
In certain ways yes
Do you consider homosexuality in men a sin
Yes but ask Sky Daddy
Sky Daddy
Work it out
Do you consider homosexuality in women a sin
No because women are basically bisexual
Sky Daddy
I do not think he cares
Are you a virgin
No
What about you Miss Robinson
Yes I am a virgin
Are you gay
No
Would you like to lose your status as a virgin
Yes if the right man comes along
How old are you Miss Robinson
Thirty-Eight
The clock is ticking
When you meet Sky Daddy in person
You will be placed on the returned unopened shelf
You are being very cruel Cyril
I am near to tears
Then I apologise as this was not my intention
I accept your apology
Let us resume this interview
Fine
Do you believe in God
Yes
Why
I just feel his presence
Why he
The eternal question
What do you think God thinks of your views which might be seen as unpleasant
I would like to think that she understands me
I am going to conclude this interview Joe
Why
I am travelling in circles
You have locked all your doors
Thank you for your time
Thank You Miss Robinson
Muriel please call me Muriel
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