I get a great number of requests

Extremely polite requests

Asking me to describe Josie

She looks like me is my only reply

We are identical twins

But my likeness is also a mystery

As we have no social media accounts

It is better that way

This said Josie did feature in a pop video

As a favour for her then girlfriend

It can still be found online

Although I cannot remember the band

The video was filmed at night in East London

It was shot during the lock down

Just to fuck off the cops

That is all that I know

Seriously that is all that I know

As I was in prison at the time

Joe