Who is it

Gilly Porter

She is collecting again

For

The bête noire of all the charities

Not the weight watchers for ***** ****** charity

Worse than that

She wants a signed book for auction

If it is for one of her wildlife charities then yes

But if it is for one of her malignant liberal left charities

Then no chance

Tell her to fuck off

It is your favourite Joe

My real favourite

Yes

Then tell her to fuck off again and let history take its course

If she insists then tell her to pop over here on her broomstick

When she has finished sticking it up her cunt

It will end in tears

I know how you like to tear people apart

Next Tuesday

Okay

Joe you change with the wind

Meaning

You are the brother I adore

So knowledgeable and so fair

And then you change

In what way

You know that Gilly is a lightweight

But her heart is in the right place

She is a good person

She is a stupid cow

A useful idiot controlled by those with agendas

I was enjoying this Joe and Josie

It was great fun

But all of the sudden it has become caustic

Do you think that your readers like this

You are better than that Joe

If you so choose then you can finish it yourself

Josephine

See if I care

That is your choice

One thing Josie

That being

Do you think that I should use an ampersand

Sorry

When I conclude this nonsense

Should it be

Joe and Josie

Or

Joe & Josie

(door slams)