Joe
If God ever resigned what would happen
How the fuck should I know
I have heard somewhere that all candidates
Will have to answer three questions
Are you are aware of these questions
I am
Please would you share them with your followers
I have no followers
The only follower I have is Norman who thinks I have a nice arse
The questions
Are you going to apply
No
Then why ask
Because there are those who might be interested
Such as
The Members of Parliament who have either resigned or had the whip taken from them
Because they like boys more than girls
That figures
Question One – Why are the women in the Conservative Party so odd
Gosh that is a hard one
They do not say that very often
Why
In another life Tommy Till
Question Two – Why do Labour Members of Parliament always boast of down at mill upbringings when selling their council houses
What is a council house Joe
Where the poor people live
Question Three – Does Question Three exist in a rational universe
I have an ambition to live on Uranus Joe
Enough Tommy as this is a family show
Is there life on Mars
Yes
How do you know that
Have you ever purchased confectionery in Bradford
Do you think that God will stand down Joe
Not a chance
These questions are unanswerable
I know
Who set these questions
Who do you think
Sky Daddy
Right first time
Joe
Tommy
How close am I to God
About the width of this coffee table