Oh Mrs Perkins what a lovely son you have

He is so helpful around the house

And when I am busy he gets my shopping

He also buries our pets when we tire of them

I love his Airfix models

What model are you constructing Lenny

Hello Mrs Green you look well today

In answer to your question

I am recreating the Death Flights for Daddy

As he has said that the socialists

Will win the next election and that would not do

This one is for ****** and that one for ***** and his bitch

Why have you built a larger plane Lenny

Which one

That one over there

That is for the fat ugly one

I cannot remember its name

But it is something to do with the church

How sweet here are some M&Ms

Oh goody there are lots of brown ones

They are my favourites

Thank you Mrs Green