There are a number of different types of Councillors

The Independent Ones who care for their town and pluck fruit from both banks as they drift midstream

These are good people

The Ones Who Bully usually because they hate themselves as they are ugly and fat and want to punish those with all the gifts

Sadly this species is quite common and they are very protective of their lairs

The Ambitious Ones who see the council as a stepping stone to greater things as the are aware that even dwarfs started small

Beware of these creatures who are as thin as rice paper

The Party Political Creatures who normally belong to the fringes of the left and believe revolution is near

These creatures (especially the left facing ones) should be booked on a Death Flight or dropped out of the nearest high window

The Power Trip Councillors (normally men or women who resemble men) these people want to be in charge and will bend the rules to achieve their goals

They normally employ beautiful boys and girls so that their perfection will rub off on them and make them look good


Hello my name is Anna Mossity

I am your Local Councillors Exterminate Them Painfully Girl

For £100 (plus VAT) I will terminate any Councillor of your choice

It is a quiet efficient service which is also kind to the environment


Please note the following

I do not exterminate independent councillors as they are few and far between and add much value to the local community

If I am asked to exterminate a sexually perverted councillor (gay trans or just a sleazebag) then my prices are as follows

Gay (men only) £500 (plus VAT)

Trans £600 (plus VAT)

Other groups not noted above – prices on application

For Summer 2024 Only

Two for the Price of One

Any combination


Hope to see you soon

Anna x