Sick Boy Joe (Part One)

Hi Joe

Where have you been

We thought you were dead

Maxkers thought you had died of exhaustion shagging your sister

No such luck

She has been my nurse for the past couple of weeks

Was she commando under her uniform like the slag in Burger King

What that fat Turkish one

The same as

They call her Turkish Delight in the kitchen

It is the only place that serves hairy fishburgers

Enough I am still fragile

What was wrong with you

The Flu

There is a lot of it around

And therein lies a disturbing story

As you know I am friends with Richard Hill the Daily Mail journalist

He likes my poetry

Really someone has to like your rhymes

Fuck off mate he is a decent chap

He has the hots for Josie

We all have

However I had a chat with him in The Black Boy Abandoned recently

And he told me about a story he was covering which at present is not being run due to governmental pressure

What the one about somebody caring about the Royal Family

Worse

He also has had a bout of flu and was told that this year it has reached epidemic levels

Even with all the jabs

So he dug further and chatted to his contacts in the government

It seems that there has been a subtle cover up as the increase has been caused by the crazy levels of immigration that we are experiencing at present
and obviously the filth that crosses the Channel

Are they not checked when they arrive

Like fuck they are

Richard noted than in any year health forecasts are made and that is how the flu jab is worked out

But it has to have a source point

So you are saying it is all the niggers and wogs that are bringing it in

That and many other races

What about the people from Luxembourg

I think that we can discount our friends out there