I often ask God why large women 

Wear bikinis or two pieces on the beach 

In no way can it be seen as beautiful 

Nothing over size sixteen should be seen 

This helps me to believe in God 

In what way pray tell 

Well somebody somewhere 

Has a sense of humour 

I did not write this Joe 

So why have you attributed it to me 

I may be boyish in my looks 

An ingenue if you please 

I am not your Swedish Willow 

But a grown woman  

Behave Joe Behave 

Josie