Joe

Miriam

You have noted

In one of your essays

That you lost your virginity

Whilst crossing the English Channel

Is that true

Yes

You say that you were seduced

By a teacher

I was seduced by a teacher

Was she from a private school

Yes nothing common

What was her name

Miriam

That is my name

Do you have a golden bush

Fashionably presented

Meaning

Does your cunt

Resemble a runway

At an airport

Which airport

Does it matter

Yes

Manchester Airport

Then it was not me

As my cunt is an homage

To Runway Two at Gatwick Airport

That clears that up then

I am still a virgin Joe

Liar

I am a Bride of Christ

I am pure

You are an electronic bicycle Miriam

I know that

As I often stray

The truth does not always hurt Miriam

Do you know where Josie keeps her vibrators

Black or White

Black

In the top drawer

With the household accounts



Joe & Miriam