It was a hot day in Bath and I was carrying

My Virginity in a carrier bag

It was a present for my sister’s birthday

However I was careless in Marks & Sparks

As I began chatting with a girl I fancied

Her name was Horse Avril Smithe

She suggested a Wimpy for lunch

An invitation that was gracefully accepted

But in my excitement I left Josie’s Birthday Doll

Between the Food Hall and the Ladies Rest Room

It was not there when I returned to the store




Joe (The Early Years)