I have always enjoyed running down hills
Steep or shallow it is of little concern
I prefer this to running on level surfaces
Which can be tedious and rather uninspiring
I enjoy the zen of any descent
As it gives me a sense of flight
Two years ago I suffered an accident
I twisted my ankle rather badly
As a level footpath was quite uneven
This was reported to the authorities
But they claimed that it was quite safe
Which was absolute and utter rubbish
I went to their plush offices
Not seeking an advantage
But to ensure safety for others
They treated me as if I was a complete idiot
I am sad to say that I lost my temper
And smashed the glass of an internal door
An arrest followed and I was charged
With criminal damage followed by a fine
I accused the magistrate of being anti Semitic
As apart from being an identical twin
I had Jewish blood running through my veins
He was also fucking his own daughter
Which I found disgusting offensive and foul