Keira

I like football

So do I Silly Boy

I hear that you support Arsenal

Yes I do

It must be expensive for you

I do not have to pay you know

It is one of the perks of the job

Perks

For doing what

Taking the knee

That must have been painful mate

It is for me

Since Dad shot my kneecaps off

Really

Yes when I was fucking Doreen up the arse

I was in such agony

I was crying like a faggot on heat

Why did you not fuck her in the normal manner

Normal manner

The Missionary Position

I am confused Keira

As whenever I have met missionaries

They are standing on two feet

Do I fuck the bitch up against the wall

Of the house where the pigs hang out

You are missing the point Silly Boy

So was Doreen when she took it in the mouth

The silly bitch sneezed and spunk went all over Mum’s settee

She was not very pleased and shot my hamster

Which was equally as painful as I was hiding it up my arse

Bobby Boo says that you know the difference between blokes and tarts

Would you tell me as I get a little confused at times

Bobby says that blokes have cocks and tarts have cunts

But some blokes think that they are tarts and chop off their cocks

And dress as scrubbers so that they can invade safe spaces for women

I know that I am a silly boy but if you could explain this to me

I will then send you my Abo skull by return of post

I have no use for it now as Doreen lets me wank over her cat

You have my vote mate

Silly Boy