Hi Silly Boy
Long Time No Sea
You live in Kettering
Did you enjoy India
Yes she was a dirty bitch
How long have you been back
About a thousand years
What were your impressions of India
Nice tits but her cunt was quite smelly
No the country Silly Boy
It was hot and the people were smelly
But I loved the trains
They were so fast Joe
But there was a disadvantage
I saw a lot of explosions
Explosions
Yes these express trains
Often hit cows and careless people
Dogs and hamsters and the odd parrot
How ghastly
They just exploded
Especially the cows
When I was sitting on a station out there
I saw a chap with a head in his lap
Were you shocked
No
Why
Because Doreen often gives me head
On railway stations between trains
In India
No on her own turf
Did you miss India
She lives with me
I am her pimp
No the country
Yes I do miss India Joe
I missed it so much
That I went for an Indian
Little Big Horn
Sorry
Sitting Bill
Bull
My name is Silly Boy
You went for an Indian
Yes
Did you enjoy it
No
Why
Because the Alsatian was off
It gave me the shits big time
I shit away all my internal organs
Really
It got so bad yesterday
That I even shitted up my Tex Mex
Followed by an Eton Mess
Wow that was horrific
I became very worried
Why
Because I was not due to have my Tex Mex
Until next Tuesday
I have yet to find out about the Eton Mess
It was then that it occurred to me
Was I a Time Traveller like Viola
Wow Oh Wow
I was in the position
To shit up all my meals of the future
But I faced a big problem Joe
What was that Silly Boy
My real name is not Silly Boy
Really
Yes
What is your real name
Very Silly Boy
I have just dropped my first name
Why did you do that
Because I am a butter fingers
I might be as thick as you sometimes
But how does that inhibit your time travel
Promise you will not laugh
Promise
I cannot tell the time
It really fucks me up
Silly Boy
Would you like me to write it in
That you can tell the time
That would be so nice Joe
I will set you one task
Just name it Daddy Joe
Lou Andreas-Salomé
Lou Who
Lou Andreas-Salomé
I would like you to paint her from life
You are a talented artist Silly Boy
Am I a talented artist
Who can tell the time
Yes
Will you hang it on your wall
Next to your dodgy photos of Josie
No I will leave it on a railway line
Be careful of the trains Joe
As I would hate to see you explode
Fin