He was an odd boy Joe was an odd child
Who liked to visit the scenes of major train accidents
His only rule was that twenty years history
Twenty years history
Twenty years would need to have passed
Since the accident
A boy has to have his hobbies
Trains are such fun
He would also visit the graves
Of poets and writers
I can understand that as he is a poet himself
It was okay until he tried to find
The final resting place of Hart Crane
I can see your point Audrey
Also from a very young age he liked
Sharing baths with his sister
Most children like sharing sibling baths
It gives them a sense of security
I agree but they still do it now
Josie sends me all their home movies
Joe is now
The Mayor of London
Big Nose is no longer in charge
Will he make any changes
He already has
All the tube lines
Are now named after
French Symbolist Poets
Trans men will have to wear
Suits of Armour
And work at great heights
Seems common sense to me
Will Josephine be his deputy
No her new passion Cora
Will be Joe’s deputy
Why
Because Josephine want to be Queen
The Queen is dead
Is she
So sad
Charlie Boy is in charge
Really
I will tell Josephine
She will be upset
Where is Joe today
He did not show up for work
Perhaps he has been assassinated
It does happen sometimes
A bullet in the right place as they say
There is talk that he is writing War Poetry
Is he on the Front Line
No the Rimbaud Line
Where is he
I am sorry but that is Confidential
Mummy stop now
Even Joe is allowed ro have hissecrets
Joe
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Is your Dyslexia playing you up again
Fuc Noze
No he has been exiled to
Have you been taking your pills
On
You are not walking around with your twenty four hour erections again
Stoke on Bent
Why did you say Stoke on Trent
What a silly bunt I am
I will give Josie a call
You are having one of your turns
Am I sad mad and dangerous to no Mummy
No no is quite safe darling
Where is Josie
That is queasy
Why
Sje is between Cora’s begs
I can zee vem grom hear
Joe turn the fucking camera off when you are speaking to Mummy
Ruck of Ditch
Fin