Joe
Stella
Are you going to vote at the next election
Probably but more from a local point of view
What do you think of the Sunak’s thoughts about conscription
If they are true then he is away with the fairies
It would not work
Would you when you were seventeen have accepted being conscripted
Never in a million years
Because I am a great believer that one within common sense reasons should never be told what to do
You went to a private school with Josephine
Yes and this was paid for by my parents
Which school was it
Summerhill
Did you both enjoy your time there
Very much
I knew from day one that it would benefit me greatly
From a very early age I was aware that I was smarter than the average bear
It was a no-brainer
Joe do you have any thoughts about what is happening in the Middle East at present
Yes
Will you share them
No
Why
There is no reason to share them
I have very strong views on many things
But I find it a waste of time and effort to discuss them
Explain
A majority of people who hold opposing views to me are stupid
If they were told that red is blue they would believe it
Going back to conscription do you realise that if you refused to comply you might be arrested
I have been arrested or threatened with arrest before
Why
It is not important
Why
The tyranny of the stupid
You are holding back Joe
If I asked you what your wildest sexual fantasy was would you answer that question
No it is none of your business
My answer is identical
I like people watching me
I thumped a homosexual for rubbing himself up against me
This said the man was later prosecuted as he was a peado
It was not taken any further even though I broke his jaw
Common sense was used
It used to happen
Joe you have me at a disadvantage
Do not worry I will not share your secret Stella
On a different subject
Please proceed
Can you use a gun
Yes
But you have always said that you dislike guns
I do
Then why
It was like learning to swim
It might prove useful
Do you keep a weapon in your house
Ask Josie
Be serious Joe
Do you have a weapon in your house Stella
No
Do you have any offensive weapons in your house
Which house
I repeat my question
Yes a naked photo of (censored)
It is deadly
Joe we will not be able to transmit that answer as it might offend people
It might offend idiots
Do you agree with me
Yes very much it is gruesome
Not a pretty girl like you
That is sexist Joe
Never in a million years
There is not such word as sexist
Mine was only an observation
You are a beautiful girl
So I tell you that you are beautiful
Fact
If you were fat and ugly
Then I would note that you are offensive to look at
Are you riding me Joe
I would think about your question Stella
My producer said that you are impossible to interview