I think that went well Joe
Bad Cop Good Cop
I think your ratings will rise
Hopefully
I wish you the best
People might see you as a hypocrite
If anything I am the Puppet Master
I am no hypocrite
Neither are you
You are ambitious
There is no harm in that
I would like you
Stella Simon and Ian
To succeed
Thank you for your confidence Joe
Off the record what would you change if you were in power
I would bring back an updated version of Section 28
It was an important piece of legislation
What else would you do
I would limit immigration as we are being swamped at present
What about the asylum seekers
I could count the real asylum seekers on one hand
If you do not have a right to be in the UK then off you go
Thirdly I would fade devolution as it has been a disaster
I would bring both Wales and Scotland back into the fold
What would you do if I was recording this conversation in secret
Nothing
Nothing
I lie
I would take you out to dinner
Stella Simon Ian
Joe and Josie
What an intelligent table that would be