Hi Joe
I trust I am not disturbing ewe
I am by the river sis
Richmond is idyllic today
Virginia
Same old Virginia
Looking at the river
Guess what happened to me today
You sobered up
Funny Man
I met Marie-Claude
Marie-Claude
Marie-Claude from Kings
The horsey girl
That is cruel Joe
Where did you meet her
In a bookshop in the town
Does she live in Cannes
No she is on holiday with her wife
I thought you were on the beach
I was but my night caught up with me
Are you going to catch up again
Better than that
Confused
I have been invited to travel to Vence
Do you know Vence
Yes it is very beautiful
I have a massive favour to ask
Oh Dear
What are you asking
Do you remember Mrs Chimes
Yes
She died a week or so ago
That is sad
No it is not
Why
Because she was a bitch to me
I always found her quite nice
She liked you
You are not still bitter about the dolly mixtures
She fucked me off Joe
What is the favour Josie
Mummy
I know what you are going to say
I promised mummy that I would attend the funeral with her
When is it
Friday
You are coming back on Wednesday
There will be plenty of time
Would you go instead of me and make up an excuse
You will hurt Mummy
Just cover for me Joe
I have never visited Vence before
And is was so nice to see Marie-Claude again
It was the mathematics of chance Josie
I knew that you would say that
You are not pleased with me
You think I am a selfish bitch
Far from it Sis
Do not worry about Mummy
I will make up an excuse
It will be very simple
She knows how dappy you are at times
Joe
Have you checked your inbox recently
No
There is a surprise in there for you
Hang in for a moment
I have sent you a short movie of me showering
I made it about an hour ago
There is nothing in there at present
It should have arrived
Is that unusual Joe
A little
Was it explicit
I am soaping myself down
Anything else
Guess
All the way
Yes
What are your tan lines like
They are a work of art
You will want to eat me
I am letting my pits grow
And my landing strip
Not Schiphol
Yes
I am in heaven Josie
Damn
What is wrong
Josie behave as I am sitting by the river
I will find it hard to walk back
Naughty Boy
When are you going
Friday
For how long
A few days
Marie-Claude just wants us to hang out
Old times
Old times
What about her wife
She is visiting her parents
Where are you staying
Marie-Claude has borrowed a flat
Are you going to fuck her
JOE
It was Stella yesterday
JOE
Are you on heat again
Joe stop winding me up
Is it there yet
Not as far as I can see
What address did you send it to
Yours
Are you sure
Are you fucking with me Joe
Not at all
Are you sure you sent it to me
Yes
Are you sure
How many Joe’s do you know
Joe in the library
Joe the estate agent
Mr Joseph on the council
I cannot think of any others
Joe it will be so humiliating
I think that it is just a bad connection
Check again
How long is it
About four minutes
Give me a mo
No my inbox is empty
Fuck Fuck Fuck
Do not worry Sis
Girls do masturbate in showers
And film themselves
You have a point
Josie just get on with your break
Do not worry
You are worrying about abstracts
I will keep an eye and confirm receipt
You are a perfect brother Joe
Where are you tomorrow
Visiting Nice
I will be at home in the morning
And then I may be in town
Are you still hungover
A little
Then an early night for you
Will you tuck me in
I wish that I could
Joe you are very special
So are you
What are you doing
Watching the news
Can you see the beach
Yes
Describe it to me
There is an opal sunset
Girls in white dresses
Are playing volleyball on the beach
Everything is sedate
I will log off now Josie
Just let the night seduce you
Chat tomorrow
Night Night Joe and text me when my movie arrives
Check your end as well sis
What time is it in Cannes
A couple of minutes to nine
It is a couple of minutes to eight here
Sleep Sis
Happy Dreams