Favourite Things


Yesterday I was sitting at the railway station

Waiting for Martha as I normally do

When I saw two rather plump girls holding hands

They smiled at me

I smiled back

They were obviously bicycles at the very least

I felt no malice towards them

None at all

This set me thinking as about a year ago I was sitting on the same bench

When two faggots kissed each other in full view of a number of children

I felt physically sick and seriously considered pointing out the error of their ways

I am by no means a violent chap (although I am in a long conversation with Mark about the morality of political assassinations which is interesting)

Joe is decent chap who believes in God

That is why I dislike decay

Fast forward an hour and Martha and I were in a bookshop

I had already taken against it as the window display was primarily aimed a children

Famous Five

Biggles

William

Not a fucking chance

Peter has Two Daddy’s

Lesley or Leslie

And many other brightly coloured books

Aimed in the mainly at children

There is a malignancy in our society

As Martha completed her purchase

I asked Jennifer and her Pronoun whether the bookshop

Stocked

The Well of Loneliness

By Radclyffe Hall

Jennifer and her Pronoun

Looked puzzled and asked if it was a new book

I explained that it was first published in 1928

The reply was priceless

It may be out of print then

Martha was pretending to read a book about black history

But it had no pages

She lightly kicked me on the ankle and mouthed behave

Fast forward to the England game which was fucking awful

The displays around the pitch were more interesting

They kept going on about hate

Hate what is hate

Hate is caused when malignant minorities

Are considered equal and championed by those who wish to promote chaos

I would not say that I hate but I am easily disgusted like most decent people

And then I saw the captains rainbow armband which made it all okay

If I had been the England captain I would have refused to wear the armband

But the current one is pretty vacant and likes pretty colours (what a cunt)

I did read that a footballer (I think in France) refused to wear a faggot badge on his shirt and covered it with tape

The shit hit the fan and the REAL haters came to the surface

I have always believed in being direct

Is that a bad thing Josie