Vence is worse

How I laughed at your text

You hate fucking dogs

But they adore you

Do you know that I have just been upshirted

Really

Josie has been upskirted

But never upshirted

I was standing on our terrace

Drinking a strong strong coffee

Wearing only my white shirt

When I noticed a chap filming me

Well upshirting me

He could obviously see my landing strip

And knew that I was related

To the lady of the sonnets

It should have annoyed me

But I found it rather amusing

I smiled at him and wished him

Good Morning which got rid of him

Is it not strange that the twins

Have had nearly identical starts to their day

Is it the mathematics of something or the other

Give Beastmaster a kiss from me



Josie