Hi Josie

I am sorry that I have been quiet

But life has become very silly

First of all Linkedin contacted me

And told me that I had been a very naughty boy

As I had used slang (which can be found in the OED)

Which bless their heart they thought was hate speech

As you know I never do hate speech as we all God’s children

The real haters can easily be identified especially online

Well Linkedin said if I promised not be honest again

Then all is forgiven then and as long as I continue

Getting the number of hits (800+) a week

I am a rather good satirist with a horny sister

And am a considerable poet with a huge ego

But I am not a hater or anything similar

Daddy would have wanted it this way as one has to be decent

Earlier today the local Labour candidate knocked at the door

I thought I would have some fun and asked him about

A recent Dr Who episode which contained an same sex interracial kiss

I asked him what he thought about it as it was not really K9

He gave me the usual party tosh about this and that

It was as he was leaving he asked if he could rely on my vote

I noted that like a shy virgin I was already spoken for

The Dalek Party had called earlier and when asked the same question

They answered that they would exterminate all connected with the dreadful programme including the on set caterers

Nothing to do with the good doctor but I noticed that an innocent life class

Were planning to travel to Sardinia and were advertising for others

To paint and draw from life as the light is purer and it rather sunny there

They were told that they could not do so on IG as it might corrupt or shock people

Whereas war and general unpleasantness is okay on the site

Bums are acceptable but boobs are not acceptable all very very confusing

Martha told me that if one looks closely then the odd pube can be seen on IG (that girl has too much time on her hands)

It is almost like the Spanish Inquisition

Enough about me Josie

You have been quiet

Are you travelling again

Is it another passion

Or are you trying to figure out some of poems

The weather is still a bit iffy here today overcast

As far as I can see via the webcams you are about 25/27 (jealous)

Busy week ahead for Joe pl confirm when you are coming back

Ronni popped around another script for you and has spoken about a voice over

Nothing to worry about – walking that dog again tom

I think it has fallen in love with me

The trouble is it shits everywhere

Not very Richmond ..

Joe xxx

TBC