The tournament starts tomorrow

Joe has purchased an Italian football shirt

He gave it to me as our train was pulling into a station

I changed discreetly but openly in the carriage

Which I know excited him a great deal

I received some rather odd looks

My theatre can be highly amusing

I am an easy girl out to shock

I love my Italian football shirt

It is very simple and so chic

Blue is my favourite colour

One drawback if you can call it that

Is that my nipples become hard

When the temperature changes

This was very evident

When we changed trains yesterday

My cherries have always had behavioural problems


Josephine