Hi Paul

Hi Mate

How are you

Good

What are you doing

Sculpting

Are you a sculptor

No a milkman

It looks like an egg

It is an egg

Well it is based on an egg

As it is a perfect form

Come again

I am already at home

To maintain their sleek and streamlined bodies for flight

Birds lay eggs that are more asymmetric or elliptical

But Mate eggs are neither circular nor elliptical

If you observe an egg closely

The distance from the centre is not a fixed circle

Its horizontal aspect has a longer ellipse like form

I agree but the title of my work will be

Prefect Form

That is up to you mate but I came around for another reason

That being

What would you do if I offered you around three billion quid

I would think you mad

Seriously if you wanted to use this for the good

What would you do

I would fund the NHS and schools who adopted sensible curriculums

You are a good man Paul

So are you mate

I have a question

Fire away

How would I access these funds

It is a four letter word

That being

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