Hi Josie

You have caught me outside

Queensbury Tube Station

(Where the fuck is Queensbury)

I am meeting Ralph

As he is signing his new book

He wants to introduce me

To a couple of his friends

This Is Joe

He fucks his dyke sister

They are identical twins

Their father was a vicar

Joe was once imprisoned

As he did not commit a crime

Joe is also a poet

A rather good poet

His poetry is fucking amazing

There is no need to buy him a drink

As he does not drink

I was so glad to hear from ewe

My little black sheep

And yes I will not forgive you

For flying instead of taking the train

Tell your bottom

That Joe is coming

Seriously

Athens is a great city

Do enjoy your time there

And thank you for the poetry book

I agree with you that history is circular

England were beaten 2-1 last night

Spain were the better side

As I thought might happen

On another subject

Which I touched upon in the Silly/Sick Boy poem

There is a fun murder investigation taking place

And it concerns Clifton Suspension Bridge

Which we both know very well

It appears that a chap lugged a couple of suitcases

Onto the bridge before he was spooked and ran off

When the cases were opened the chopped up bodies

Of two men were found inside

It reminded me a little of the trunk murders

At Brighton and Charing X many years ago

The latest news is that they were the remains

Of a couple of gays who were in a relationship

It seems that they hooked up

With a chap from South America

Who lived with them for a while

I think that he has been accused of murder

Both Sick and Silly Boy

May have more to say

(watch this space sis)

I can see Ralph crossing the road

If he makes it across I will terminate this mail

I have obviously met Cora

But what is Elena like

Is she as beautiful as her sister

Ralph had made it across

Sleep well Josie

Enjoy Athens

Joe xxx

Ralph sends his regards