Star Trek


Josie

Before I start do not worry about Cora seriously

If you are happy I am happy

If Cora is happy then you are happy

Hang on this is sounding like

Love and Death

The only way you would ever hurt me

Is to hit me on the head with a brick

Star Trek

As you can guess this was a joke

I was in Hythe yesterday

And it seemed to have been invaded

By a thousand of fatties

The trouble is that manly of these

Were size 18 upwards

Yuk yuk yuk

To the dog they all wore black tents

I was with Kitty

Who was having an existential crisis

So I decided to make her laugh

Each time we passed one of these creatures

I pretended to be Captain Kirk

Passing through a Black Hole

It made her laugh

Kitty actually crashed at ours last night

It was all very innocent

Kitty is one of the innocents of the world

All she wanted was me

To fill her up with self confidence

And nothing else

This said I chatted to her

Whilst she was in the bath

It was not sordid at all

She treats me like a brother

What a lucky Joe I am

Beautiful Josie

Beautiful Kitty

All chat to me whilst bathing

God must love me

Just after I saw Kitty off

Rachel contacted me

Do you remember Rachel

She was one of my teachers

Rachel was the first girl I ever fucked

It was the most natural thing

I will not say that we were lovers

But she as always there

Rachel taught me a great deal

She lives in Argentina now

It was only a short chat

And we have vowed to keep in contact

It is so nice in Richmond today

Everybody seems relaxed

Including Virginia

Who sends her love

As do eye


Joe XXX