Josie

I forgot to say this as another mail came through

Second Hand Sister

But Mummy is reading Morse again

And wants to visit her old college

Hence Oxford

As a surprise I purchased some tickets

For the annual burning of the Marxist Intellectuals

Which is great fun especially if the weather is kind

However the event has been cancelled

As somebody somewhere realised

That Marxist Intellectuals do not exist

One can be an intellectual

One can be a Marxist

Or just enjoy their comedy

But they cannot exist together

So I am taking Mummy to the

Riverside Jazz Festival instead

Leave it all to me sis

Joe xxx