Anita you are such a Saint

As you know I am very organised

But circumstances have conspired

I was going to Vienna

But I am now in Berlin

Josie and Cora are arriving in a couple of hours

Here is the information you need

The key is under the mat (usual place)

The cat is named Angela and looks quite manky

Indeed it is an ugly cat

And is as thick as two planks

But she is very affectionate

I almost forgot Angela

Is a long haired ginger cat

Which was a rescued

From a hell hole estate

In Souf Lundun I believe

Quite what Angela

Makes of leafy Richmond

Is hard to guess

There is a bottle

Of something nice

Waiting for you

Today is Saturday

And I am hoping to be back

By Wednesday at the latest

I will keep in touch

Josef xxx

PS – Would you like a Taylor Swift tee shirt