All the Usual Jokes


Joe

I hear that you know Dungeness rather well

My cousin Scott lives there

Scott is an artist

I would not live there

Why

Because of the power stations

Power stations

They are nuclear

All that radioactivity

It is not good for you

The power stations are perfectly safe

They are safer than safe

If you think about it Radon is naturally found

In many places in the UK

It is in theory more hazardous

There is a lot of data available

I am told that it damages your lungs

The small particles can in theory cause damage

Especially if one is a smoker or an ex smoker

It still worries me you know

Then do not go

You either like it

Or you do not like it

I feel very safe there

If you had a time machine Joe

Would you have built it in the first place

Impossible to know

In a perfect world

Green is Green

But we do not live in a perfect world

Needs must

Coal

I do not have problems with coal

Whatever one uses

It must be done with common sense

That is the key to all things

If anything I would look to control and reduce

The population of the UK

You would not need three cans of baked beans

When two would be sufficient

You are treading on dangerous ground Joe

Not dangerous I am just using common sense

Only idiots would disagree with me

This country is overcrowded

There is no reason for it to be overcrowded

But all this is hypothetical

An argument for another time

Is it true that people glow after dark in Dungeness

I was waiting for that joke Gail

Yes they do

When they stand in the beam

Of a car headlight

We all do

So if I visit Dungeness I will be totally safe

You will I promise

Crossing the road is a more hazardous occupation