Joe

Many people think that you are * ***** ** ****

I am * ***** ** ****

When you joke

You do not take prisoners

I will not be censored by fools

A question

I know that you like cartoons

And have a collection of Giles books

That is correct

What was your favourite cartoon

I have two

The **** ***** **** is on in Paris as we speak

My cartoon dates from a previous ***** ****

Diving for the Blind is the event

It is cruel but very funny

Showing a diving pool

Full of drowned guide dogs

With their legs sticking out water

In exaggerated positions

I found it first on a train

And it killed me on the spot

Tears to my eyes and all that

Did you keep a copy

Yes

It is on the ideas board in my study

It still kills me even after all these years

The second cartoon

It matches the simplicity of the first

It shows a boy looking into a toy shop window

He is staring at an empty box

With a confused look on his face

Action Man Deserter

Is the name of the toy

Again this cracked me up

Did you keep a copy

Yes

Same place

Yes

What do you think is the secret

Of a good joke or cartoon

Simplicity

Thank you for your time Joe

Why have you stolen my watch