Would you like to come to an orgy Martha

Not really Claude although I find you attractive

Most of my girlfriends do

I am a popular girl

Why do you have only one book

In your bookcase

Because I only have one bookcase

May I look at your book

Please do

Who is Simone de Beauvoir

She was my cat

Was

She was hit by a truck

How sad

Yes

But I was not sad

Why

Because I am allergic to cats