May May

May eye ask ewe a question Joe

You may ask me a question May May

You have often said

That governments normally red

Are manned by stupid people

(beware the tyranny of the stupid)

Does it not scare you

It does scare me

But not as much

As those with brains

As they understand

What they are doing

Whereas idiots will always be idiots

Joe

May May

I have some news

Some fantastic news

Do share

I am engaged

Wow I am so pleased for ewe

Who is the unlucky chap

You might know him

So tell

Jim May

Oh Lucky Jim

I know his brother Conrad

May I tell Josie

I have already messaged her

When is the unhappy day

We are going to live in Sin

Is that near Truro

It is not far away

There is such a lovely church there

St Judes

Joe as you know Mummy and Daddy are no longer with us

As you were the son of the cloth

I would like you to give me away on the longest day

Would it not be easier to sell you for a price

It would reduce the costs of the wedding

What about Conrad is he going to be the best man

No

Why

He wants to be one of the bridesmaids

Really

Oh dear

He loves lavender dresses

I have just eaten May May

I did not feel a thing

I never thought this of him

Especially after he stole Josie’s knicks

I just thought he was just your average misguided socialist

Joe your answer

I would be honoured Mrs May May May

Thank you so much Joe and guess what

As you take me down the aisle

The music I have chosen is by Eminem