There is one thing that I like about you
Only one
Well two
Only two
Here is a story that happened to a friend of mine
I will call him Henry
He had a girlfriend name Shirley
Who was always on heat
The poor sod could hardly walk
Well LSS she asked him to wear her panties for a day
I might ask you to do that but I am normally commando
I am ignoring ewe Sephine
She promised him everything
He was a rugby player even taller than me
What happened
Do not get any ideas young lady
Well Henry had a weakness that would never affect me
That being
He was a coke addict
So am I especially on hot days
Not that coke
Being playful
Well occasionally he took snow bombs
And took Shirley up on the dare
He lived in a large town in Kent
What did Shirley promise him
This is our first date
Any guesses
Possibly a bit of girl on girl as he was very into that
Then it happened
What happened
He was hit by a car
Poor boy
Was he hurt
Yes and no he injured his pelvis but what happened afterwards was far more painful
I think I know what you are going to say
Yes
I bet that caused some amusement
It did
But what made things worse was that one of the nurses knew his brother
The poor sod did not stand a chance as innocently she told someone else
Patient confidentiality
Like Hell
I now know why Henry was riding the rails
Within a week it was common knowledge
He began to receive panties in the post catalogues and the like
Are they still together
Very much as Shirley felt very guilty
Because of the injury Henry was unable to play rugger for over a year and when he surfaced again he found himself playing hooker in the seconds
I think you have made a joke there Joe
I have
I know nothing about rugby
I like the game but the rules are worse than cricket
Did Josie or any of your ladies past ask you to wear their panties
What do you think
In a way and I put this bluntly Sephine
Everything was on tap for me
I think I am going to enjoy the ride
Hold your horses
Too late they have already bolted Joe