I was in the City of the Pilgrims

And unfortunately cut my finger

Which caused it to bleed

As I did not want to stain my clothes

I went into a Catholic Church

And bathed my injury

In the Holy Water near the door

I soon left the sacred building

Thinking no more of my wounded finger

Some hours later

I passed the church

And was surprised to see

A considerable number of people deep in prayer

It seems that on seeing the bloodied Holy Water

That a group of travelling nuns

Mistook my blood as being that of Christ

LSS I found myself in seriously deep shit

And am currently on a one way bus to Hell