Hi Joe

Les

You are going to enjoy this

I was in a small coastal town yesterday

When I saw a couple of cops

Sitting in a police car (obviously)

They were enjoying coffee together

She is such a slut

Funny Man

They were parked on a double yellow

So what

Decay Joe Decay

Listening

What really annoyed me was less than ten yards away

There was a nonce wearing a dress and sporting a poor wig

Like ewe I found this offensive as these people are dangerous

That was one of the reasons I joined the force

To protect the weak from the bad guys and the filthy perverts

And that was the reason that I resigned

The force became politicised

Common sense went out of the window

Two Tier Policing

Spot on

I saw some things when I was in the force

Some were not that nice

But they were effective

Common sense

If you behave then you will be left alone

If not you will suffer

It did work

You were stronger than them

What would you have done with the nonce

We would have taken him in

You do not act like that if you are normal

Between the lines

We might have been a little more persuasive

But now these creatures have rights

This country has totally lost the plot

The lunatics are running the asylum

I have always considered

That the ask questions afterwards approach is the best way forward

I totally agree

Are you still with Jenni Murray

Yes

How is she

Good

She has used her degree

Like you she was wasted

As you are aware she has my undying admiration

I know

Roberts did not know where to look

I am surprised that she was not suspended along with ewe

Roberts was a cocksucker

He wanted ewe out from day one

I was too honest

The sad thing was under all that shit Roberts was the same as you

But he was a coward

Cowards suck cocks

He fancied Jenni

And when he found out that you were together

Happy Days Les

Are you okay Joe

Fine

A lot of things are changing in my life

But I am very happy

Have ewe met a girl

Possibly it is early days

Where did you meet

I have known the family for years

She interviewed me

Poor girl

I upset her

Nice start

I wish you luck

Josie

She has a new girlfriend

A Greek girl named Cora

It is quite serious

Everything is quite fluid at present

Nice chatting mate

When you are next in Richmond

You know where I live