I visit this beautiful county frequently As I am fascinated by its artists Their lives and their schools Whether figurative or abstract These beautiful paintings Speak to me each time I see them On my last visit I even modelled for Ray Brooks Today at 9:28 am URLstuartmillerosborne.co.uk/index.php/2024/03/02/art-in-cornwall/ As she was painting Ophelia of the Sea […]

Jane and I took an afternoon nap As we had been very busy And needed a short rest I dreamt about an albatross This begs two questions Why did I dream about an albatross And if I had stayed totally awake Where the fuck was the albatross

I now have four politicians That I cannot stand One looks like a mop One is rather creepy One needs a good meal And the other is just a cunt Send them to the tower I say Send them to the tower Repeat Ludlow

Joe Mike I was reading a philosophy book the other day Was there anything interesting in it It had 496 pages Now that is interesting It discussed the truth The truth Yes the truth And why the saying The truth always hurts is very true That is very evident in politics today I agree If […]

Excuse me where is the Dining Car There is no Dining Car on this train

I hate flying Joe I hate crying Josie

I hate crying Joe I hate flying Josie

I used to live in a flat with two girls One was outgoing the other shy We were all studying philosophy Like most people I have a birthday Once a year and it was a tradition To make and serve tea to my flat mates I took a cup of tea into Marty’s room She […]

I met a beautiful woman at a party She was wearing a gossamer blouse Which subtly showed her dark nipples I could see that she was attracted to me We went back to her top floor apartment Would you like to sleep with me She said as she slowly undressed I followed her lead and […]

Joe I read somewhere That a very unpopular politician Has been granted Round the clock police protection Whereas the youngest son of the king Has no police protection at all England my England Pete