Hi Fred Hi Bert Is that your dog Not really What do you mean This dog belongs to itself Who am I to demand possession Nobody owns me Alice owns you You might have a point What breed is it It is a Black Labrador Retriever What is its name I was going to call […]

Joe would you ever consider living in Bali No Why Because Bali does not live in me Joe & Josie

I am forever staring into the abyss I think that I will find the truth Yet I find nothing at all And then the abyss Stares back at me It is then I know That I am in trouble As I change into a monster My beliefs fade and I am alone And like a […]

I recently purchased a puppet A simply decorated horse

Hello Joe Ruth here News I have a new boyfriend He is a dependable guy Decent and kind But to tell you the truth I think that I will bore of him He loves cinema but not my kind of cinema Last week he took me to see a really shitty movie You would have […]

I love this little village It is in the middle of nowhere Deep within the moors A random bus service Runs four times daily Or so I am told Heritage trains also run From the ornate railway station Which adds to its charm However sheep with black faces And vacant eyes Follow you everywhere Shitting […]

I do not care for many things these days I find them tedious Small people with small problems With the exception of historians People who live in the past Are boring and uninteresting I am a person who looks forward Instead of looking back This is my final postcard to you Joe As my train […]

Winter ends next week Doug Really Yes Try telling the weather It is pissing down What is the name Of the penalty taker Ricky Ricky Jones He is a natural Number Ten Only young but the position is his own Sal why is his shirt so clean When everybody else is covered in mud Because […]

I grew very fond of your pale blue ceiling During our time together I would watch the traffic shadows Move playfully window to window to and fro Without fail you always pissed After we had made love I loved seeing your pale bottom Disappear into the en suite These are now just memories As you […]

Mate I doubt if you have heard about this But the other day Somebody shone a message onto Big Ben Which depending on your views Was offensive to some people I did not really give a fuck But if I did the self same thing And shared my true feelings About the decay of our […]