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Pointless Jokes
Kitty I have a friend named Kitty She is very attractive I have always been in awe Of her considerable beauty Yesterday I met Kitty in the park And she asked me if I would like To see her kitty I could not believe my luck Kitty’s Kitty I was told to turn around And […]
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Strongman
Many years ago I was an actor I was always cast as a strongman In various top shelf epics I was paid well but not for my talent And then I quit and left the industry I now live in Berlin and work as a doorman Nobody really recognises me these days Which is the […]
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one fucks the other doesn’t
boba tea would you bring down my sweater which one the thin blue one
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Safety in Numbers
I have travelled to Costa K With a group of girlfriends Who if the truth be known Irritate me at times We spend a lot of time On the West Beach But I long to explore The East Beach As it is far more interesting But I am told that odd men Seem to congregate […]
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Striped Blue Jug
Striped Blue Jug Muse Miami Beach W My Shadow It is all rather nice But I still attract The same toxic shits
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Chalk & Cheese
Hi Joe what have you been up to today Josie and I went to Canterbury Anywhere in particular To the cathedral Did you enjoy it Very much The light was superb Although the air was cool But what I did notice was the King’s School A number of its student passed us as we explored […]
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The Secret Six
Robbie Rocke Mandy Molly Max Sandy
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Chiltern Hills
A storm is brewing Over the Chiltern Hills This is a frequent occurrence On hot summer days
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Ange;Vigo
My angel wings are little more than thin white feathers I am surprised that I have the ability to fly Whilst resting I found an aqua box full of pearls And a pearl box full of aqua sea stones I feel that I am deeply loved
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Shadow Dog
On a pavement near my home There is a large shadow dog It reminds me of a Hiroshima Shadow And because of that it disturbs me This country is in an era of decay Make no mistake about this There is a raw cancer eating away At all we hold to be decent Disgusting behaviours […]