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  • Poems Penny Each

    Joe are you writing an epistolary novel What makes you think that I am a poet that is all But you publish a number of items online That is so that I can share them Some of these are censored Really You know they are If you are not writing An epistolary novel Then what […]

  • Olaf

    I am so sorry Joe May my next train be cancelled To make up for my indiscretion I will answer any question You care to ask of me Do not be X with Josie As she is racked with guilt Sephine x

  • Sephine

    I am going to have a word With my mad sister You are just as bad I am thinking of cancelling Thursday And going to Norway Where I will be called Olaf Joe x

  • Wet Female Fantasies Dot. Com

    Joe I have just read your piece about Terry And it dampened my eyes Which was a bit silly as I am on the tube Sorry that I messed with the title Josie suggested the corruption Sephine x

  • Wet Male Fantasies Dot.Com

    Joe I should be calling this An Artist in his Residence As I spend a great deal In my Southern Studio The light is so rich Here in Southern France Rather like you I have a very flexible arrangement With Stevie and her four sisters And it makes me very happy I sometimes wake up […]

  • A gift from an artist

    Robbie Raymond asked me To compose a poem For his daughters wedding I was honoured by this request And composed a wild poem In return he gave me One of his more celebrated works Four toffees in their golden coats Sleeping on purple tissue Within a cracked plaster frame

  • Dog Days of Summer Dogs

    On this day last week I walked about four miles Along a coastal path To meet a close friend I passed small tables On unmade roads Selling secondhand books And indoor plants A warm breeze caressed the sun Shorts and summer clothes Were the order of the day And then it all changed In a […]

  • An Education

    Joe I worry about ewe Why Sis Because you have no filter I have a functioning filter Free Speech You offend people Only those who choose To be offended One day you will overstep the mark And the Thought Police will come It is likely that you will be required To submit to a course […]

  • Free Speech is Hate Speech

    Hi Joe Jules I was in Greenwich yesterday Not far from the Cutty Sark When I spotted the above I thought I would share it with you As I know how passionate you are About the freedom of speech We have been at war for many years It has been a bloody war But the […]

  • On a Hill in Folkestone

    I was in the town yesterday Walking down the Old High Street Where Dickens once trod When I saw two nuns Thy were very solemn Even though the day was colourful The older of the two nuns Was dressed in brown Whereas the younger one Was wearing a blue veil They were obviously Carmelite nuns […]