The masses are rude lame unmade In their demands and influence I wish to break them up And draw the individuals Out of them When’s the next train mate In about ten Romford or Upminster Upminster Are you a local No What’s your name Henry What is yours Every Every Man Then I shall travel […]

I alone Live and suffer And howl Along With the rest Of the world

Easter is getting closer as the air matures Our town is receiving its early visitors Coaches are parked safely in sedate bays I am sending a decorated postcard to you

I had always considered these flats to be dreadfully utilitarian But they command such magnificent views over the railway When I came put of rehab I was offered a small flat on the sixth floor And although I would not have chosen it under normal circumstances I accepted this accommodation just for a place to […]

I am in a cinema I am waiting for a train I have an imaginary mistress Who does not know me I am a stranger to her The movie has started It is about a man Who is in a cinema With his imaginary mistress She is waiting for a train At a nearby railway […]

Your fireplace George Yes Where was the photograph taken It is a photograph of the Talyllyn Railway There appears to be a celebration In full swing ring ring sing sing ting ting The Coronation Train of the 2nd of June 1953 My Uncle George was in the area at the time He took a number […]

I am coming Really coming Well please hurry up As the wheat fields Will not cut themselves

My name is Mark Fools Day I am married to April Fools Day We have three children Two boys and a girl And have named them May Fools Day Auguste Fools Day And Peter Jackson Smith Our Siamese cat is called Leni Riefenstahl

I once saw April Fools Day In the bath So I ran the cold tap Just for a laugh

I today purchased an antiquarian book A History of England It was one of three copies I met my dear friend April Fools Day In the bookshop And she agreed to buy the other copies As I did not have the room On my bookshelves