Today I purchased a book about Kent  As it is my home county  It was as I was travelling through this book  That I discovered a long lost fly A fly who had never left  The House of Many Colours  Where it had slept for many decades  Near to the residence of the Culpepper Children  Who […]

The door was slightly ajar so I walked directly in  Anina was standing at the window in her underwear  What are you doing here Detective Jon  The door was ajar  Do you get your kicks by looking at your suspects in their underwear  No Are you are enjoying it  I assure you that I am […]

Everyman takes the limits of his own field of vision  For the limits of the world  who said that  Schopenhauer what was he saying  Basically that you accept that your own limits  Are the limits of the world  Which they are not  We all differ  My field of vision is different than yours  Take the platform edge for […]

I the last living man  That sees the real earth and skies  Actual life and real death  The others are all prophets and believers Delirious with fevers of faith    What said that  Robinson Jeffers  Why are you asking me that question Cleo  Because Jane is in the bath  She likes her self time  Most women do  […]

I often purchase faggots  From my local Iceland store  Faggots have never been to my taste  As I prefer wholesome red meat  But there is a reason that I use this shop  An odd reason some of you may say  That is because I have a prehistoric creature in my lower garden  Its origins are […]

Do you know what Gerald did last summer  No  He locked Judy out of their house  Wow that was daring Gerald  She was wearing only her knickers  Wow Gerald I love you  How did it happen  They were having a petty tiff  About what  Search me  I think that she had said something unpleasant about his […]

Bye Bye my Amerikan F$Y I am leaving your wonderful country  As I live on a tiny island   That once ruled the world  God Bless Amerika  My Small Amerikan Friend 

Why did you lie F4Y I was not that high  F4Y

 I live in a big city and work in a kiosk near a railway station  Thousands of people pass me each day  Some greet me but most ignore me  Although I speak with some of these people each day I am very lonely  Which I see as totally my own fault as I do not […]

I have a Lust for Coffee  But she does not love me  There was a sunflower field near my home But now it is derelict  A derelict sunflower field  I once shared a coffee there  With Lust for Coffee  But a corpse was found nearby  A man wearing a pretty dress  Initially I was suspected  […]