Yesterday Jane purchased a china doll for me As my broken ankle had not set as well as I had hoped This French doll came with a magazine Explaining her heritage in great detail She is from Northern France and is beautifully dressed I am in love with her already My dolls name is Babette […]

My priest has told me That he has sacerdotal powers In view of this I am attending a lower church

Josie I just loved your poem It is just one of your best Full of lyrical tenderness Well done Sis Molly What about Molly I do not know how she has found out But she has got wind of us I what way The Molly Way Poor Joe You are still mine She is after […]

Goats Eating Goats In Saint-Malo Marie Popol In her national costume Floats above the corn fields Fantômes Oubliée

Ramsgate When did you first know That you were gay I never knew I was gay I just preferred girls They were softer More feminine One could meet a girl And maybe kiss Unlike boys Who had hidden agendas Bra off within three weeks Walks through the forest at six And on and on and […]

You seem very radical in your views Rammy Ramsgate I do not like being called Rammy Are you a womans libber No they are a bunch of **** ***** Size ***** and ********** I am a very attractive girl From Henley on Thames That does not add up does it Interview over People said that […]

Stephanie Of late and to take advantage of the lovely weather Terri and I have been walking the coastal paths We have seen many beautiful sights But some that are ridiculous and disturbing You are not going to believe this But when passing through Sunny Bay We saw some women in the sea Wearing rather […]

Joyce When I was in Southern France a few years ago I noticed a woman in a bikini shopping in a supermarket Nobody but me thought it strange I thought I was being too English But I have noticed of late That whilst not in shops The wearing of bikinis in the street has become […]

And the stars above you Become famous Ramsgate Jones I found this note wedged between two bricks in the town yesterday

Maude do you realise that Ingmar Bergman Died on the same day as Michelangelo Antonioni July 30th 2007 Both were famous film directors And that Natalie Wood and Diana Rigg Were born on the same date July 20th 1938 Both were famous actresses You have not been doing much lately Have you Ralph The Mathematics […]