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  • Poem 94 Canterbury

    I live in Canterbury I have written 94 poems I planned to write 93 But my move was delayed

  • Sonia’s Bottom

    Ouch I do hope the bus is okay I am glad that you liked the poems We have not seen each other For such a long time We should get together As much had changed I still have the photograph Of your bare bottom Pinned to my Board of Life It was taken in Sweden […]

  • The Shape of Things

    Joe oh Joe I loved your Simon poems There were amazing You see so far I am aware of your journeys This was a really special journey I am writing this as I look out of my window It is humid here having rained overnight Grey weather always make me grey I have thought of […]

  • Dog Days of Summer

    I am travelling with Claudia In my fathers old car It died years ago but still runs I love the tall roadside grasses And the scorched fields and narrow trees Claudia needs to lose some weight I do not fancy her at all This said she is a very sweet girl And is the ideal […]

  • Simon of the Desert

    Tell me a sexy secret I never wear panties That is not a secret I see your cunt on most summer days I can see your bush now You should not be looking Well close your legs Closed Thank God the smell was overpowering Fuck Off Tell me your best secret I fuck my mom […]

  • Ore

    Paige and I spend a great deal of time Up the fire watcher tower It is easy money really easy money As all we need to do is report a fire And its approximate location We very rarely spot anything that is interesting So we amuse ourselves in various ways On hot days we work […]

  • The Lettuce

    Fellow lettuce lovers I must say I was deeply amused By the lettuce stunt That so embarrassed The forty-five day mayfly The other thing I noticed Was how elegant her departure was I do love practical jokes Joe

  • Pulses in Time

    Adam I have read your report And agree totally with your findings History in Circles My friend But will anything be done Like fuck it will As we have governments Populated by cowards Your report tells me many things Which are quite obvious To all but corrupted minds Chat soon Thank you again Joe

  • Elizabeth Báthory

    Hi Joe Hi Margit Are you still in Germany Yes in sunny Berlin Have you been listening to the news Occasionally The reason that I ask relates to an article in Stern It seems that two g** girls Have been accused of the most gruesome of murders Have you heard of Elizabeth Báthory Yes she […]

  • Molly I have Lust

    You will never guess where I am Catch the next bus to Berlin The Sixty-Nine leaves on the hour This is not a phantasy It is real I need to be put down Bring a pistol Assassinate me Joe is in Heaven