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  • San Antonio Bay

    When I visited the beach this morning there was a large ship close to the shore I thought nothing of this as ships of all sizes anchor within sight of San Antonio I have lived in San Antonio all my life and ran my late fathers hardware store But today was different as a sea […]

  • Seal (Walmer Beach)

    You are a rare visitor But the sea was so calm That you basked quietly In the warm shallows Until you were disturbed By a careless child     07/06/21

  • South Western Poster Boy

    I was born in Devon but raised in Cornwall My hair is golden blond which suits my tan It is said that I have Germanic features Although I feel that I have gentler looks I left university with a double first Of which I am immensely proud I am not using it at present As […]

  • The Wholesome Replicas of Dave

    Tulla Larsen  I stared at his deformed hand As he cut me slowly in half Such is the etiquette of smart restaurants I am Corday You are Marat   Pastel Pink Cushions I am thinking Of collecting Pastel Pink Cushions But you prefer sunrises   The Wholesome Replicas of Dave My Italian holiday was not […]

  • Song of Songs

    I dreamt that I married a pink octopus And that we shared a damp bed In a soiled room that overlooked a church The creature taught me all that I needed To know about masturbation and pissing in pots Which became useful in my role of a missionary God was everything to me in those […]

  • The Slow Beach of Stone

    Nathan was Impressed  Nathan was impressed By Lucy’s small breasts Even though he had been Blind since birth   LuLu and the Monkey LuLu and the monkey Travelled to Broadstairs by train She only purchased one ticket As monkeys travelled free  

  • One Side Sweep

    Small Panda’s Party Frequently In HASTINGS

  • Bandit Poet

    Bandit Poets do not exist They are an Ideal Sandy Hair Bleached by the Sun Tanned Complexion Sad Eyes Very Sad Eyes A Heart Shaped Face High Cheekbones Small Mouth Tall Neither Thin or Bulky Long Fingers and Toes Tends to Float Rather than Walk Intolerant Arrogant Gentle Caring Lost   June is a savage […]

  • Fox on the Beach

    A woman of mature years Was watching the sun rise Lady into Fox She admired the orange sun A fox was watching her Half hidden under a blank bush It too was enjoying the generosity Afforded by the wide hinterlands Of the endless ribbon beach

  • Tender is Maximum

    If I am an a sexual object Then kiss me And leave me alone In the light Of the shattered door