Simon du Gard is waiting for the snow to arrive This has been promised by many He has never seen snow on a beach And is worried about the light  

I often go to the nude beach with the vicar’s daughter From a distance we can see a row of shops I am told that they are a Marxist collective   The vicar’s daughter is totally uninhibited Unlike her sister who is a nun She often feels the heat When we are on the beach […]

Out of order what does it really mean Is it that you are out of order And that I am going to punch you on the nose   Does it mean that the lift to the sixth floor Is out or order And that I will have to use the stairs   Or that my […]

Victoria Petra Vargas is waiting for me in my next dream At present she is taking a bath in a darkened room Using only ginger and lime body cream and salt water Hygiene is of the utmost importance in all dreams As viruses are very common during the hours of sleep And are normally quite […]

Carib and I had walked on the lava fields for over an hour My love was wearing a red cotton dress as it kept her cool In the unusually warm winds that were blowing in from the sea I was wearing a suit as I was due to attend an island wedding

Peggy White lived in West Kensington She worked as an estate agent But did not like her job And dreamed of travelling the world Her best friend was Peggy Black Who lived in Barons Court And worked in a merchant bank After transferring from her home in Diss Peggy was also an accomplished landscape artist […]

I recently purchased a set of ornate forks   In a plush presentation box   The box and the forks are some sixty year’s old   Lately I have been self harming and that is the reason   That I purchased this box of forks As I like to self harm in style   Some […]

A friend of mine also self harms and has done so since his wife left him I often visit him in his lighthouse and we enjoy sardines in a tomato sauce He often sits naked in front of me and threatens his cock with a very sharp knife At first his member does little but […]

The breakfast coffee has been forgotten  But it remains on the green tile table Cold and still in the white sunlight I am watching you play table tennis on the lawn With your dearest friend What a sweet summer this is There are places that are divorced from the world You could almost call them […]

As I was walking along the beach in search of your scarf I noticed that the shell of a clam was on fire Due to the damp air there was not much smoke Although the bright flames could be seen for miles It was later reported that the attack was deliberate And that the cops […]