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Sleep Eith Baden Baden
Eith This should read Sleep with me in Baden Baden My hand is mysterious to me As it no longer does my bidding I have rented a room With two single beds You are my cousin Remember You are my cousin Who is caring for me As I recover from the accident Spanish in Afrika […]
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Josie Waiting for a Train
My sister came up to me And said Joe baby You have improvised Your whole life That is fuckin something I replied
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Silly/Sick Boy Jokes
One day Dolores caught me looking Down the front of her blouse When challenged I told her that I was a hill walker Later I caught Dolores Looking down my shirt She told me That I was an uneducated ape Like many I disagree With plans to build On the Green Belt Around Bristol But […]
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Mary Mathene
Mary Mathene shouts Mary Mathene smokes Mary Mathene is mad
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Marta Kathleen
Works as a Customer Host On the High Speed Trains Marta is profoundly deaf This would normally Be a problem In a customer facing role But Marta reads very well And has Kathleen with her Should she require assistance
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La Paz
About a year ago I was engaged in a project Deep in Brazil I was researching Why the Amazon Once flowed In the opposite direction From East to West Instead of from West to East All went well Until I badly twisted My ankle in a fall I was confined to a village Which at […]
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Ghost Bus
At exactly 01:23 each morning A bus passes my house There is no reason for this As all Southern District buses Cease at half past nine This bus has travelled Along Station Road At this exact time For a number of years There is no explanation As to why this occurs
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Knight Buses
The buses in this town are Blue Purple Blue And have three decks Lower Middle Top They are called Knight Buses As a Mr Knight Owns the bus company There are no routes As these have All been declared redundant With the exception Of routes 312 and 321
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Josie’s Mail to Josie
Joe Josie Where is Essen In the Ruhr Valley Where is the Ruhr Valley In the Fatherland Why do you ask Because Cora’s schoolteacher Was born in Essen I think she was German Joe Josie Do you speak German Nein I do not believe you Why Because you have translated Rilke In my dreams
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Poor Westward TV
Christ has moved to Essen I saw him this morning Sharing a coffee With an angel He is studying the history Of West Country Television Stations I have purchased a galleon Which is docked in Bristol Awaiting repairs After it was attacked by pirates Using silver catapult cakes (New things are made familiar and familiar […]