I often walk with myself but we take different routes I do not have a favourite colour as I am deaf I prefer the sun to the moon I often weep but have no understanding of the emotion I own six green velvet jackets I have a cat but I do not feed it I […]

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The Flying Moors were a Swiss circus family Who travelled throughout Europe in the years between the wars They were famous for their daring trapeze and high wire acts There is a memorial to the family in a village not far from Bern I am the last survivor of this famous family And have written […]

The damp surfboards are being stacked as the evening draws A lad wearing a red shirt and black shorts is securing them for the night In the distance the jetty is still bathed in sunshine and holidaymakers Are exploring its sea length with a great interest There is something languid about this theatre Nobody is […]

A woman had been attacked near the oilfields And Jesus of Nazareth was the main suspect But I knew this to be untrue as Jesus was a kind and gentle man And was not capable of such an evil It was then that I decided to find the culprit myself I dressed as an itinerant […]

Sakky had purchased an atlas from a bookshop in the mall As she was planning to travel the world But when she opened it Each of its pages were blank The only exception was page twenty-eight Which contained a yellow pencil Plus an invitation from God To redesign the world As his previous model had […]

I have watched you for many months Throughout your days of enforced vacancy Made all the bleaker by the grey white clouds But now that the sun has returned You are celebrating once more Your visitors are sharing their recreation But I will not enjoy your golden wide sands As I am still trapped behind […]

I have lived in Paris for over twenty years as a translator of erotic fiction Surprisingly in these more puritantical times there is a great call for these novels Puritanical is a poor choice of word I think but unlike the Paris of the 1990s There have been in my view erosions of freedom which […]

My Silver Watch was Five Metres Tall And had been a good friend of mine for many years We travelled together by train throughout Europe and the Middle East When the war came along we fled to the United States And purchased a Hacienda Style house in Los Angeles In 1944 my silver watch was […]

My wife and I had been on holiday for nearly a week And had spent our time exploring the island We were staying in a villa with a rather large wet room Which as most welcome after exhausting days in the sun However this morning whilst enjoying breakfast We received a knock at the door […]