I have never attended a demonstration Especially the popular ones If people want to kill each other overseas It is no business of mine In fact it bores the fuck out of me Even when I was at college I did not care Never believe those Who say they care My sister said that she […]

I promised my former self That I would not write This for thirty years Saturday follows Friday It always has The storm had faded I walked along the lane It was partially flooded I saw the body Of my umbrella Almost hidden It had been Hit by a car Which had disguised Its original injuries […]

I promised my former self That I would not write This for thirty years Early May 1994 I was working late again I hated working late As I detested my job But I needed the money I had been vaguely Aware of the storm But ignored it At about seven In the evening I was […]

Daddy had always said that he would leave us safe Both me and Lucy alone in our old shack We sold colas and sodas to the construction crews I was the plain one with short boyish hair mouse brown Whereas Lucy was the beautiful one all boobs and butt I dressed in a quiet masculine […]

What are you watching Rob A Charles Bronson movie What is the title Red Sun It was a Spaghetti Western Made a number of years ago Do you like that genre I am not choosy Then why do you Watch this movie so often Because my father was an actor I can guess what you […]

We are fast becoming a generation of Bear Huggers  Dominated by those who we fear most  Quite why we are in the position  In detailed in my wooden diary 

What are you doing Silly Boy Watching you write This silly poem about me Do you speak Italian Silly Boy How should I know You created me What does Diamante della Musica Mean in English How should I know You created me Does it mean I have a new bus stop Outside of my house […]

My father bought me a red Hillman Imp for my seventeenth birthday He thought that I would drive it along the country roads But forgot that we had moved to a coastal town just a year earlier So I took the opportunity to explore the turquoise seas in my little red car Which apart from […]

The Murderous Cloth Beasts Control all Fashionista’s I am a Fashionista And know what works And what does not work It comes naturally to my eye I am secretly planning a coup against The Murderous Cloth Beasts As their views are archaic and without merit Who says that the life of a Fashionista Is one […]

Many years ago Jenna Soar-Smith and I made front page news We were students at Oxford University and almost by accident became friends I say friends but it could be better described as drinking pals She watched by back and I watched hers when we were drunk We were not intimate far from it as […]