All I wanted was an obedient wife But dear Katherina is far removed My outward journey was calm Due to my outstanding knowledge Of our underground network I waited alone on Platform 5 And was at peace with the world Such was the silence of my travel I was due to meet Katherina in Bath […]

Of late I have begun to think that my camera is haunted As it takes photos randomly and without my attention These photographs bear no relation to each other And are spoiled by appears to be erratic white marks My camera has been thoroughly checked by a professional It is in perfect working order and […]

Yesterday at an auction in Chester I purchased a painting Of a nude boy on a train Which was strange As I normally do not Buy paintings of trains

Joe I was going to wear a summer dress today As I felt the day needed bright colours But I decided against it as the wind was cool So I wore my jeans a chic sweatshirt And my blue black shades I was off to see Peter at the gallery To chat to him about […]

They had donated the light of the moon The river had previously been in flood The swimmers of the future Were now buoyant The hotel was magnificent

I met you on a dating app You seemed perfect But we decided sensibly To send each other our shadows Before we met in person Our date was very successful But we had too much to drink And misplaced our shadows These have never been found But it was a very small price to pay […]

There are a number of different types of Councillors The Independent Ones who care for their town and pluck fruit from both banks as they drift midstream These are good people The Ones Who Bully usually because they hate themselves as they are ugly and fat and want to punish those with all the gifts […]

Wild Swans Over this lake My day doth make

Lou Michael Why do you always Hoover in the nude Because it is more free You apartment is overlooked So what It is I just envy Culver Tree I want to watch you As you Hoover without clothes Culver likes boys Really Yes he prefers the Hispanic ones Well that has put me off of […]

Lou rang me from Times Square I was in Ontario Lou rang me from Park Avenue I was in Flagstaff We have agreed to meet On Platform One At Princeton Junction Lou will be Wearing Blue