Lou rang me from Times Square I was in Ontario Lou rang me from Park Avenue I was in Flagstaff We have agreed to meet On Platform One At Princeton Junction Lou will be Wearing Blue

Oh Mrs Perkins what a lovely son you have He is so helpful around the house And when I am busy he gets my shopping He also buries our pets when we tire of them I love his Airfix models What model are you constructing Lenny Hello Mrs Green you look well today In answer […]

France is a small district In New York City I was sitting in a bar With Nathan Detroit Next to the crap table In full view of the street We were loud and noticeable And had good reason to be so As this was a ventilation evening Which slang translated meant That hits were were […]

Hi All I do not often chat but Joe is on his travels again and will not be posting for a while (you lucky people) It is not that I am shy but I do not have Joe’s drive (I must sound like a right hag during our arguments) and I am less opinionated. This […]

I was visiting the small town of Poetry In the Southern Mid West State It was the birthplace of the president But that was not the reason I was there As I was writing a book about Lola Le Lange Who had been the secret mistress of our leader Little was known about her apart […]

I crouched naked On a large rock In full view of the freeway Nobody noticed me Or even cared As I pissed My life away And flooded a town Ellen

Joe  If God ever resigned what would happen  How the fuck should I know  I have heard somewhere that all candidates  Will have to answer three questions  Are you are aware of these questions I am  Please would you share them with your followers  I have no followers  The only follower I have is Norman […]

Joe Many people say that you are a cruel person Do you think you are a cruel person No Explain I am a kind person Who told you that The chap in the mirror I have read many of your Joe and Josie posts You do not take prisoners I am a compassionate person That […]

Whenever I visit you Alice Anne I find you wearing red socks Why do you only wear blue socks When I am away from you To honour Cary Grant Is not an adequate explanation As I was the one born in Bristol You are from St Ives My shallow little bird

Hi Joe  Hi Jean it has been a long time  Are you well  No I am deeper  I am writing my second book  Wow  The title is above What is it about  Wanking in the Western World  Not wankers of the Western World  I know many  Joe  Jean  How often do you masturbate  Tick the […]