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Margaret of the Gods
The mind has a thousand ways To terminate a life That has grown tired And become meaningless Margaret of the Gods Sat by a railway track A train could be heard In the far distance
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Komedy Klub 2
I like women’s football as much as the next guy I take my kids down to see the Refuge Ladies every Sunday The standard is shit but what more can you expect It is like watching five years olds chase a ball in the dark But there are other things that trouble me White shorts Why […]
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Komedy Klub
Do you know something Yes I have problems too It is sex It confuses me No not the holes That is the easy part At the last count there were only four It is pissing A quite ordinary thing Rather boring if you think about it You spend the first twenty years of your life […]
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War is Kind
Father tell me about the two world wars There is nothing to tell as it is history spent War is Kind When you brush it Into a dusty ditch
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The Photographer’s Wife
Stan I trust that you are okay and are missing me like mad How is Lincoln It is a splendid city Thank you for lending me your railway book Which is a fascinating read There is a photograph inside that I really relate to It was taken on the 12th of July 1931 At the Golf […]
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Nights of a Dreamer
For days without fail I walk around As if in a haze I am alert and functioning But am quite distant Life passes me by Without argument I cannot say That I dislike This arrangement Yet it is rather odd I am amazed By its strangeness And that it demands So little of me
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Bunty Hope
I once knew a girl at school Here name was Bunty Hope We were friends as we both loved Poetry But then she disappeared Off of the radar As her parents moved To America We kept in touch For a while And then our letters faded I was in Flagstaff recently Waiting for a train […]
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Wish You Were Here
Jane It is all about sharing your hotel room With one’s fishing rod These are my Spanish memories My sister is lying naked On her bed as it is so hot here She is farting a great deal I am organising my flies As I am off out soon I fish at dawn Then breakfast with […]
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Classical Electronic
Classical Electronic are a band That mainly play in redundant churches Molly Peter and Slam Sam Are the three members of the group I am their manager My name in Ian Allen We are a popular group But have yet to cut a record We have plans to do so After we return from Yelabuga […]
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Train Accident
About a year ago I swapped seats With another passenger On a train Which later derailed The other passenger died And I survived without injury This incident still haunts me