Stuart Miller-Osborne

Did you say something Anna Yes but it does not matter The screech of the Herring Gulls blinded me   I found an interesting pebble yesterday What was interesting about it It was illustrated An image No just words What were these words   Hot Soup Free Transport In Luxembourg   That is an odd […]

I live with two beautiful women In a Cornish village We are all artists My name is Benjamin Smith As you can tell I am a man But I am never tempted By these beautiful creatures As I see beauty in everything That is how God exists for me Even though I frequently see Ruth […]

What have you got there Angel a It is a paperback book I can see that Where did you get it A chap on the train gave it to me Was he coming on to you No he was not even looking up my skirt Are you sure Yes there are some decent men about […]

I am shagging my sister and my school teacher at the same time Well not really at the same time as that would be impossible Is that your full name sir Yes It is a bit long I fancy Not really as my bro is called There are sixteen roundabouts in Basingstoke three of which […]

The sunflowers lazy from their morning swim Felt listless and slow in a parched field Their malaise had saturated their thoughts And they were unresponsive at the time of my visit

I have taken a break from my sea walks To search for a field of bright sunflowers   I have been told that such a field exists A mile and a day from where I sleep

Holding Your Breath for Love was sad again For she has read about another sewadful uncident In the small rown where she gad beeb raised   It had haooened near the yennis courts Where many years prebuiosly She has beaten the county xhampyion   Wearing he lucky cheese cloth shirt Qhich she has been given […]

Characters A Garage Attendant The Girl from the Diner   Time Not determined   Stage Setting Empty save for three beach chairs   The Girl from the Diner – Is your shop open   Garage Attendant – There is no shop   The Girl from the Diner – How come all gas stations have a […]

Characters Mike Milly   Time Not Determined   Stage Setting Beach   Milly – Where are we ?   Mike – We are on a beach   Milly – Where is this beach ?   Mike – I do not know I just drove towards this beach following the road signs   Milly – Has […]